10 fail save ways to prevent the author from giving you support

1. Write this into the comments:
   

   'this doesn't work, I want my money back!'
   

   
   
2. Send an email every ten minutes asking questions which are already answered in the documentation
   
   
3. Don’t read either the item description nor the documentation,
   and then start biching in the comments, because the file doesn’t work like you ASSUMED .
   
   
4. Treat the author like he works for you.
   After he answered every question and helped you with every task you asked,
   force him to do additional customization for you.
   If he says no -> request your money back.
   
   
5. Don’t ever let kindness slip into your demands.
   
   
6. Send an email with this content:
   

   Login details: admin/admin
   Attachments: pic1.jpg pic2.jpg pic3.jpg website-content.doc
   
   I need the website till friday!!!
   

   
   
7. Write a novel about the things that you don’t like about the item,
   and suggestions what you would have done different,
   and then ask the author how to accomplish them.
   
   
8. Always download the items illegally.
   Purchase them only if the author caches you (and he will) or refuses to give support.
   
   
9. If there is a tiny thing that displeases you – start trolling in the comments immediately.
   
   
10. Write ASAP or URGENT !!! in big letters at the end of every comment.
    
    

All characters that appear in this story are fictional, any resemblance with real persons is a coincidence

bloooming said

1. Write this into the comments:
   

   ‘this doesn’t work, I want my money back!’
   

2. Send an email every ten minutes asking questions, that are already answered in the documentation
   
   
3. Don’t read either the item description nor the documentation,
   and then start biching in the comments, because the file doesn’t work like you ASSUMED .
   
   
4. Treat the author like he works for you.
   After he answered every question and helped you with every task you asked,
   force him to do additional customization for you.
   If he says no -> request your money back.
   
   
5. Don’t ever let kindness slip into your demands.
   
   
6. Send an email with this content:
   

   Login details: admin/admin
   Attachments: pic1.jpg pic2.jpg pic3.jpg website-content.doc
   
   I need the website till friday!!!
   

   
   
7. Write a novel about the things that you don’t like about the item,
   and suggestions what you would have done different,
   and then ask the author how to accomplish them.
   
   
8. Always download the items illegally.
   Purchase them only if the author caches you (and he will) or refuses to give support.
   
   
9. If there is a tiny thing that displeases you – start trolling in the comments immediately.
   
   
10. Write ASAP or URGENT !!! in big letters at the end of every comment.
    
    

All characters that appear in this story are fictional, any resemblance with real persons is a coincidence

lol nice one ..

I have experienced 7 out of your 10 points

Yes, there is a lot of truth in your post

Hahaha! I love it.

Some of my personal favorites:

Treat the author like he works for you. After he answered every question and helped you with every task you asked, force him to do additional customization for you.
If he says no -> request your money back.

That’s a winning approach for anything in life

Login details: admin/admin
Attachments: pic1.jpg pic2.jpg pic3.jpg website-content.doc

I need the website till friday!!!

If only it didn’t happen almost every day.

Always download the items illegally. Purchase them only if the author caches you (and he will) or refuses to give support.

Already dealt with one of these this morning. A user’s “brother” bought the theme for him. He was pissed when I kindly asked if his brother could contact me to give permission to provide support to his account which had no purchases and was created in the last 2 days

Write ASAP or URGENT !!! in big letters at the end of every comment.

If it’s important you want it to make sure it gets NOTICED ! and IMMEDIATELY !!!

Thanks for a good laugh, it’s a nice way to start off the day.

Add: Bombard the author with 40 comments in a three day period. I’ve experienced this

bloooming said
Write ASAP or URGENT !!! in big letters at the end of every comment.

LOL I thought I am the only one who feel this way when I saw something like this in email message

peerapong said

bloooming said
Write ASAP or URGENT !!! in big letters at the end of every comment.

LOL I thought I am the only one who feel this way when I saw something like this in email message

You’re not, I see this all too often – I guess they don’t consider you may have a life and reply from bottom up, not from “urgent” down.

Don’t forget the infamous “I’ll rate you 1 star if you don’t help me again the 55th time”...