Warning severe "mate" flu outbreak

Yes it is true.

It has recently been observed that most of the Envato Authors and Buysers have begun mating on the forum. In the past it was believed to only spread in its native homelands of the UK and Australia but reports are coming in that this deadly and ear pinching virus has now spread to other nationals. Below are actual written evidence of the outbreak:

Congrats, mate! Let it change its color occasionally.

Nice one mate, good work.

Well done mate, hopefully I’ll have one soon too

Thanks mate

nice one mate

lol too many mates

What do you mean, mate?

lol too many mates

What do you mean, mate?

everyone’s mating everyone here

everyone’s mating everyone here

Mate, I really don’t know what you mean.

The virus seems to have become more aggressive and cause some victims to write nothing but mate in their posts.

maaatttteeeeee!!

Breaking news:

It was first believed that the spread was contained to the thread: “I got my first paw ever :D” but it is now confirmed that it has spread to multiple threads.. and it keeps spreading..

Because by default they think that every user use their system to receive money from their granny.

Never used their service and don’t plan to use in the future but that made me laugh mate

Again, words used by a national that would otherwise have no merit in uttering those foul words. This is evidence enough that we are in the middle of a PANDEMIC . My advice is to burn the threads and the users and cleanse the forum of any mates in the future to avoid further outbreak.

That is all for now ma…mat….mates…..no…..arghhhh…....maaaaates…..maaaaaaaaaates…

haha someone is talkin about me , nice one mate

Let’s use buddy from now.

in my own tangue: fra :)) ( brother )

lol mate

lol

Moved to off topic

Wow mate! This is laughable mate!